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A Fun Pinoy Summer Song

Where have you been this summer?  What have you been listening to while being in the full summer holiday mode?

Last night I was introduced to an exquisite song by Yoyoy Villame entitled Philippine Geography.  I never knew that such a song exists!  Thanks to Hardin Sarmiento, a co-worker who joyfully and perfectly sang this song during the exuberant and high-spirited videoke sessions in our summer outing in Infanta, Quezon.

It was a blast of fun and cheer hearing this song.  I promised myself that I would try to immortalize the song by putting it on this blog.  It’s like tickling your funny bones, you can’t help but laugh while listening to it.  The beat perfectly fits a Pinoy summer feeling.  Here’s how the fun song goes…

Philippines has a great history

According to our geography

Manila is the capital city

That is known from the other country

Metro Manila, Quezon City

Caloocan, Pasay, Makati

Marikina, Pasig, Zapote

Malabon, Las Piñas, Parañaque

 

From the north Batanes, Aparri

Ilocos Sur, Ilocos Norte

Isabela, Cagayan Valley

Mountain Province, La Union, Baguio City

Nueva Ecija, Nueva Vizcaya

Tarlac, Pangasinan, Pampanga

Zambales, Bataan, Abra

Bulacan, Cavite, Batangas, Laguna

 

Now let’s go to the Southern Luzon

Camarines Norte, Quezon

Albay, Camarines Sur

Catanduanes, Masbate, Sorsogon

And we add three islands more

Mindoro, Marinduque, Romblon

 

Then down to Visayan shore

Famous for its sugar, coconut and corn

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yeah

Cebu, Mactan, Mandaue

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yeah

Bohol, Samar, Leyte

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yeah

Iloilo, Capiz, Aklan, Antique

Palawan, Negros, Bacolod

Siquijor, Dumaguete

 

Now lets go to the land of promise

The land of Mindanao

Bukidnon, Zamboanga, Misamis

Mambahao, Butuan, Agusan, Surigao

Cagayan De Oro, Iligan, Ozamis

And the three provinces of Davao

Davao Sur, Oriental, Del Norte

Cotabato, Lanao, Sulu, Tawi Tawi

 

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yeah

Philippines has a great history

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yeah

Manila is the capital city

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yeah

All tourists are invited to see

According to our geography

Philippines is a beautiful country

Ang weird talaga ng taste ko! Aminin, napa-ngiti ka rin!

 

Sisters Swinging Out!

British jazz pop duo, Swing Out Sisters is the first international band that I have watched in a live concert.  I remember more than 15 years ago during my college days, me and my classmates went to Ninoy Aquino Stadium to watch their first concert in the country.  The stadium was full packed.

A couple of weeks ago, along with my usual tour mate Karen Friendship, we watched the latest concert of the Swing Out Sisters at the Araneta Coliseum.  As usual and as expected there were agglomeration of people who arrived to watch the show.  One thing is noticeable though, those who went to see the concert were obviously of my same age range and grew up in the pop-cultured 80’s generation.

Me and Karen Friendship enjoyed the show.  What added more to the fun we were already having were the two couples right in front of us.  What I know usually on a double date, may it be in a concert or in a cinema, the ladies would sit beside each other and the men would settle at both ends.  This time surprisingly, it’s the men who were beside each other and their girlfriends were the ones who were sitting at each end, disabling them to do their usual girly talk.  These couples like the other watchers would stand up, sing and dance along to the tune every time a common hit song would be played and sang by the band.

What was even more surprising that got me and Karen laughed our heart out was when the song “Am I The Same Girl?” was played by the band!  Both the boyfriends jumped out of their seats, danced and sing along with the tune.  Both boyfriends were singing… “Am I the same girl, you used to know?… Yes I am! Yes I am!” while dancing, facing each other and pointing at each other not minding at all what their girlfirends were doing.  It was hilarious!

Ang saya ng palatuntunan sa entablado at sa harap namin ni Karengkeng.

A Thousand Splendid Suns

Book_1 Last Christmas, my younger sister Bautina (Jocelyn) granted my wish to give me a book entitled “A Thousand Splendid Suns” written by Khaled Hosseini as her Christmas gift.  But it actually took me four long months to decide whether to read it or not.

It took me that long to decide if I wanted to read the book or not because I do not want to subject myself to the same roller-coaster emotions I felt when I read Khaled Hosseini’s first novel (The Kite Runner).

True enough, the story twists and turns its way through the turmoil and mayhem that ensued Afghanistan for the past decades.  The story mainly focuses on the forlorn lives of two women thrown together by fate (Mariam and Laila).  Their lives became irrevocably entangled together despite a 19-year age difference being both the wives of a brute shoemaker.  It is a powerful story about bonds of friendship, the power of human love, the beauty of blood relations, the appalling cultural inequality and the struggle to survive.

The anesthesia-less Caesarian childbirth part, the food deprivation section of the story plus the graphic brutal physical and emotional abuses experienced by both characters will fill your hearth with horror.  Even now that I have finished reading the book, I still felt the sorrow, frustration and helplessness of the women depicted in the manuscript.  It made me feel like I had gone on a journey with these two suffering women and had been beaten down and raised-up emotionally alongside them.

The words and images are rooting through my body, it made me furiously angry that such hopeless plight can exist in such a repressive regime.  This book is not for the wimps!  It’s not for the faint of heart!  It’s very shocking.  It’s very disturbing.  It’s very powerful.

Ang galing! Nakaka-takot!  Nakaka-lungkot!  Nakaka-iyak!  Nakaka-inis!  Basta nakaka!

Summer Hallucinations

Summer in the Philippines has always been excruciatingly hot!  It’s so hot that the strands of my hair and my fingernails would even grow sweat glands because my skin is not enough where sweat would secrete.

Init It’s blistering hot causing me to hallucinate.  Like after drinking radio-active margarita causing my brain cells to mutate, I would think under a scorching heat of the summer sun that there’s frostbite in Metro Manila people are turning into icicles.  To alleviate myself from the hot blistering summer, I would imagine that I’m suffering from hypothermia and aggravation of bronchial difficulties due to extreme cold weather condition.  I’m thinking that it’s so cold I need to have a fire place and a heater system installed inside my unit.  Before going to sleep I need to put on earmuffs, winter mittens, thermal underwear, a scarf and a snow suit.

If plans will push through, I will bring a ski when me and my friends will head to Puerto Galera next weekend.

Makapag yosi na nga!  Masyado ng maginaw ang naiisip ko!

Chinese Louis Vuitton

March 18, 2009, at Kingsford Smith International Airport check-in counter…

Lady at the Counter:  “Hi! Good Morning!”

Neil:  “Hello!” (while I put my big heavy luggage on the conveyor to measure how much it weighs)

Lady at the Counter:  “It’s over the limit.  I’m sorry but you have to reduce the load by at least 3 kilos.”

Neil:  “Okay, for a moment…”

Chineselv_1 This was the circumstance when I took my luggage out from the conveyor, lay it on the floor and swiftly opened it.  Right in the middle of the airport my suitcase vomited all its content in public.  Worried with big sweats secreting out of my forehead, I hurriedly pulled out a reserved ever-reliable Chinese Louis Vuitton and a number of shirts from the luggage.  I put all shirts that I could scoop-out into the plastic woven bag, thanking myself that I brought along a life-saving Chinese Louis Vuitton bag.  I closed and locked my luggage and placed it again on the conveyor.

Seeing the weight indicator flashing 24 kilos…

Lady at the Counter:  “Oh! That’s perfect!”

Neil: “Yeah!”

Lady at the Counter: “That folding bag has always been very reliable.” (while pointing at the Chinese Louis Vuitton whose straps are now on my shoulder being my additional hand-carry luggage)

Neil:  “You bet it has always been…” (while I reached for my passport and boarding pass as she hands those over to me)

Lady at the Counter:  “Have a nice flight.”

Neil: “Thanks!”

With full confidence possessed with rare fashion sense, I went further inside the airport looking for gate #24.

Ang bayong, bow!

Aussie Adventure – Week 2

Like the fate of a sandcastle during high tide, the memory of my Aussie Adventure will fade.  But through this blog, it will forever be remembered…

March 6 – had a 360-degrees view of the city at Sydney Tower’s observation deck, the highest attraction of Sydney;  I was astounded by OzTrek, a large simulated ride traversing Australia’s culture and history;  went to Australia’s oldest museum, Australian Museum; was amazed about Sydney’s past and tales of European convicts’ travel ships when we visited Hyde Park’s eerie Barracks Museum; had lunch at Sydney Center

Marh 7 – Stayed at Bourke Street in Surry Hills to rest and watch Australian TV shows the whole day; had dinner at Non La, a Vietnamese restaurant along Fitzroy Street

March 8 – Shopping on weekend Paddington Market, a church yard turned into a market on weekends; had lunch and window shopping at Bondi Junction; had dinner at Simon’s Place and meet his friends Bianca a South African and May a Vietnamese

March 9 – Shopped at Inner West DFO; explored the Sydney Olympic Park the venue of Sydney Summer Olympics a couple of years ago; walked along and had a mouth-watering dinner at Chinatown; strolled Darling Harbour and Cockle Bay Wharf at night

March 10 – Rode a ferry to cross the Sydney Harbour overlooking the Opera House; went to Taronga Zoo located at the northside of the harbour; rode the city tram; played slot machine and had dinner at Star City, Sydney’s only casino

March 11 – Lazed and sunbathe at majestic Coogee Beach the whole day; strolled and jogged at Sydney Park, a huge suburban park out of the city; had Pinoy dinner at Edgar’s Place ate menudo and tinolang manok

March 12 – Went to City Center and had lunch with Jericho at David Jones foodhalls; window shopping at Australia’s two major department stores, David Jones and Myer shopping centers; strolled inside the stunning building and domed roof of Queen Victoria Building

Cimg25611_1 Mayabang na kung mayabang! Minsan lang naman…

Palm Sunday 2008

16032008087_1It was a different Palm Sunday from the usual Palm Sundays that I would have. For one, I spent it in Sydney Australia. I attended the Holy Mass in Australia’s mother church of Catholicism and where this year’s World Youth Day will be held, at St Mary Cathedral.

The experience was very different from the Pinoy set-up. The palms used were not the colorfully decorated ones and not the intricately weaved type like the ones available in Manila.

The palm leaf that they use was a plain and simple leaf cut into small portions. Also, it is for free as provided for by the church. Unlike in the Philippines, you got to spend a couple of pesos to buy the most beautifully designed handcrafted Palm. That is why, palm leaves in the Philippines gets endangered to near extinction during this time of the year.

The mass was simple yet solemn. I was surprise to witness that the cathedral was full-packed and a lot of Catholics attended the mass of different nationalities. That is why the mass had simple short prayers done by selected youths of Sydney spoken in different languages. I was amazed that the second person to pray was a young Filipina praying in the Tagalog dialect. I noticed that it was the only Asian language spoken during the short prayers, the rest were either of European or of African language.

It was so cool to find out that the church officials allowed us to sit on the floor for comfort since the church no longer has areas where church goers can rest their heavy butts.

I also noticed that the folks after the Holy Mass did not bring home their respective blessed palm leaves. They would either dump it into the trash or return it in the basket where they got it at the entrance/exit doors.

In my case, I brought it with me like every Pinoy folk would do. It’s blessed and will be in my house in Manila for the next twelve months. I still believe (like every Pinoy does) that these leaves drives away the bad spirits, ghosts and evil monsters like “bampiras” and “manananggals”.

Siguro walang aswang dito sa Sydney kaya tinatapon lang nila!

Aussie Adventure – Week 1

It’s been an awesome two weeks of vacation Sydney, Australia. I know that my memory will fail me and would not remember every bit of places I have been to here in Sydney in the coming years that is why I will utilize this blog this time as a personal journal on what I have visited, done and experienced in the first week of my stay.

Nightly, before I go to bed, I would note in my cellphone all the major things I have done and have been to. I will just transfer verbatim the notes from my cell phone.

Feb 28 – evening arrival at Kingston airport; clubbing at Columbian and The Shift at the popular Oxford Street

Feb 29 – walked at Hyde Park and went under the shade of the parks towering fig trees; prayed at the mother church of Australian Catholicism, St Mary Cathedral; visited Sydney’s icon, Opera House and Circular Quay; got awed at Sydney Harbour and massive iron presence of Sydney Harbour Brdige; walked at Pitt street; went clubbing again at The Shift

March 1 – Watched the 30th Sydney Mardi Gras Parade at Oxford Street; attended the sold-out big and bold Mardi Gras Party held at the Royal Hall of Industires in Moore Park

March 2 – Got lost at historic buildings of The Rocks; watched a street performer at the Central Quay; had coffee at Starbucks

March 3 – Crossed the Harbour Bridge; went beach hopping, first to Balmoral Beach then to Manly Beach then walked towards the wave-free Shelly Beach and finally to Bondi Beach; ate the famous Aussie fish & chips; saw the edge of Australia through it’s enormous cliffs stopping the Pacific ocean at Sydney Harbour National Park

March 4 – Went to Central Station; ride a two-hours train going to Katoomba, west of Sydney; saw the 3 Sisters rock, Echo Point and Scenic World in Blue Mountains; ride an awesome cable car and heart-pounding scenic railway to witness an Aussie rainforest; walked at a miner’s track in the middle of the rainforest in Katoomba

March 5 – Went to an aquatic hot-spot called Sydney Aquarium and came face-to-face with native creatures at Sydney Wildlife World; saw for the first time the famous kangaroos and koala bears; walked at Darling Harbour.

Kulang ako ng baon ng English, super nose-bleed tuloy!Cimg2546_14

Text Twisted

Text_twist2 Text, texts, twist, twisted, wit, wits, witted, west, test, tested, wise, wised, tie, ties, tied, tit, tits, exist, existed, site, sited, sit, set, exit, exited, sex, sexed, sew, sewed, stew, stewed, wet, wets, wetted, six, twit, twits, twitted, die, dies, diet, diets, tee, tees, teed, ewe, ewes, wee, see, seed, tide, tides, sweet, deist, edit, edits…

Hala! Nabaliw na!

Capsules & Tablets

Capsules Gardan is the one that I remember most among all the medicines which I took during my childhood days.  It is the pill that helped me overcome the throbbing pain every time I would suffer from an earth-shattering toothache.

Years ago capsules and tablets are medications that we use to pop to relieve or cure us from any pain, illness or disease.  Now, capsules and tablets do not necessarily heal, there are a lot that proliferates with no claims of supernova therapeutic treatment but merely acts as a body supplement.

Supplements may it be in capsule, tablet or in any other form nowadays is a bazillion peso industry in the country.  Dietary Supplements are so successful, it is already a phenomenon for all food products advertised in the media to be repositioned in terms of advertising and marketing being something healthy, fit, holistic and lifestyle-friendly.  Even caffeine-toxic coffee now is being advertised as a better antioxidant than anything on the face of the planet.

These pills are a runaway success in terms of sales as evidenced by the propagation of multiple big-budgeted TV endorsements.  For the last week, I’ve caught random glimpses of the following in the boob tube making me realize that soon twisted people’s taste buds will no longer be useful:

Heartvit for the heart 

Caltrate Plus for the bones

Arthro for the joints

Memo Plus for the brain

Liveraide Silymarine for the liver

Methathione for the skin

Fitrum for the waist line

Ampalaya Plus for the blood sugar level

Charantia for glucose tolerance

Kidney Care for the kidney

My Marvel Taheebo for the immune system

Xenical for the body weight

Abs Bitter Herb for the abs?! (hahaha!)

Circulan Forte for the body part that needs to erect when the need arises

Capsulac for I don’t know (basta starring Eddie Garcia & Cristy Fermin)

Just imagine ingesting all these supplements everyday to have a fit healthy body?  Obviously, it will make your stomach full leaving no space for the real genuine chow.  As a positive effect, there will be enough supply of authentic legitimate food for the poor since it’s obvious that only the opulent folks can afford to buy all these supplements.  The country will be self-sufficient in its own crops, live stocks and vegetation no longer needing to import produce from other nearby countries.

Now going back to Gardan, I suppose on no account will I pop it again since there will be a very slim chance for me to experience a toothache since I no longer need to masticate these capsules and tablets. Just swallow it!

Nakuuu jos kuuu!