On March 27, I’m gonna make sali and support the Earth Hour.  It’s my third beses na to participate.  I’m gonna patay my ilaw and make tigil my aircon and TV.  During the one ora from 8:30 P.M. to 9:30 P.M., I’m just gonna tayo at my veranda and check on the dark paligid of the metropolis.  Since it’s gonna be so init, I will just paypay na lang to prevent my delicious body from any pawis and enjoy the dark view as if like parang merong something out there.

I’m so asar to those who will not join.  They’re so like nakakainis!  I wanna make kulam them already.  Why ba they won’t sali on the first place?  It’s like parang short moment lang naman!  Then when it’s on the balita already, they’ll gonna be so ingget and make sisi other people for not telling them about the event.  They’re so labo talaga.

Earth Hour is so galing because 120 countries of the planet I believe are gonna make sali.  It’s parang having unity among nations talaga!  An hour of making hintay will make tipid na nga a lot of kuryente for the future generation to use and make laban the fight against climate change.

Ambot sa emo, yu know…

Time check, it’s exactly 7:58 in the evening here in Manila a few hours from now those loveless single people can breathe easily and comfortably. 

Every special day like Valentines, a lot of businesses flourish.   All sorts of gimickry have been made on how to celebrate special days like Valentines.  Some would go mushy, sappy and cheesy, others go quirky, frizzy and kinky and some would even go outdoor-sy or gory! (lol).  I just wonder if telecommunications companies (in the business of text messaging) are also at its peak during Valentines as compared to Christmas and New Year’s Day since not all seem to celebrate the red heart’s day.

Let me be blunt and sarcastic but for me sending a Valentine text greeting to a single loveless person would be like serving a Muslim with pork meat on his or her table.  Nevertheless, these sent text messages can actually be a gauge and basis if the texter is a sensitive friend or an unsophisticated moron.  For me sending a Valentines text message to a single loveless person is one of the most sarcastic remarks a person can do.

Therefore, let me only greet those lovebirds a great Valentines night!  Just a note of caution, bear in mind what philosopher Plato said, “Love is a grave mental disease”.  Similarly, take heed from what Melissa (the Pinoy Big Brother latest edition Big Winner)  says when asked, “What is love?”  She answered, “Love is like a bubble gum, kapag dumikit nakaka-buang.”    

What are my plans for the rest of the evening?!  Well, it’s my own business anyways so, shoo!

O sha! Maglalaba na ko.

Today is the last day of the year.  Hours from now everyone is required to be happy.  Mind you, nothing is as vein-popping stressful as being required to be happy.  That is why the rate of domestic violence, suicide and depression escalates during the holidays.  If you think that those dumbass people who were burned or blasted by fire crackers were accidental, think again, for they may be suffering from depression.  Thus, lighting a fire cracker is actually their way of unconsciously yet ineffective way of finishing off their bleak atoricious feeling during the holidays.

Today is the last day of the year.  I promised myself to clean and clear all the clutter in my house.  One of the scraps is a leftover Christmas wrapping paper.  Wrapping paper destroys forests.  Just imagine the vast quantities of paper required to wrap all Christmas gifts around the world.  It could be as vast as the forests in the Philippines – that is if there are still forest left in this country.  I decided to keep the leftover wrapping paper and use it next year.

Today is the last day of the year.  At exactly twelve midnight I will have the opportunity to practice my annual primal scream therapy.  This is the only time that I can scream my lungs out without disturbing the neighbors.  Screaming is good!  My screech and howl during this time of the year can truly scare away all the crappy bad spirits lurking around my demented nonsensical world.

Today is the last day of the year.  I wont be surprised if Nengkoy and Aunt Iya will be wearing their annual polka dotted “dusters” for goodluck when they welcome the exciting new year…

Hapi Nyu Yir ebri wan!!!

Malcolm X is a black Muslim American guy who hated white American folks.  He regarded the white people as evil.  Prior to his international travels, he advocated that the ‘black race is the superior race’ and that ‘history can prove that white man is a devil’.  He even demanded for a racial segregation, in which he proposed that the African American population be exclusively allowed live in the southern part of the US until they could all return to Africa.

But when he got the opportunity to journey to the ancient holy land of Mecca, he noticed that Muslim pilgrims are actually diverse in physical form.  He learned that people of Islam religion can look white, black, yellow, red or brown.  He experienced that Muslims came from various nations participating in the same holy ritual.  They can be with blonde hair and blue eyes, brown skined with flat nose, tall with curly hair , vertically challeged with chinky eyes, etc.

His experience in Mecca basically changed his general perception about people of the world.  This also changed his feelings towards white Americans he previously abhored.  After his pilgrimage to Mecca he disavowed racism in all forms.

Today is Eidl Fitr, I hope and pray that we (may we be of Islam religion or not) would treat each other with respect.  That it is not the color of the skin or type of race or religion that we belong to but what matters is that we live a life in harmony with everyone.  A peaceful Eid’l Fitr to everyone.

Hapi Eid sa lahat…

My brain has been leaking for three long years, the result of which is this blog.  Only now that I have come to my senses that I am actually a blogger. 

Since this blog has been running for 3 years, I decided to transfer its host from Friendster to a more sophisticated blog provider, WordPress.  Nevertheless, Friendster blog are still powered by WordPress which made it easier for me to transfer all my previous post entries.

Happy Anniversary to Nengkoy Blog!

Ang saya saya!

Valentines in over!  Gone is the day of sophisticated form of torture designed to mock my singlehood.  Demented romantic fixation moments are over!  Gone is the day of happy loving couples in front of me attempting to swallow each other by mere smooching.

Finally, it’s February 15 and it’s the annual Singles Awareness Day (SAD).  I am so happy its SAD and I survived and gone over Valentines Day without a respirator, a fractured bone or any bout of insanity.

Now that its SAD let me remind all those who are romantically attached that… SINGLE IS SEXY!

Tumabi-tabi kayo dyan! Araw namin ngayon!