Last weekend, my whole family invaded one of the private resorts in Laguna for the extended birthday celebration of Nengkoy. This was the day I ventured in conquering one of my fears, that is, gliding through a wet slide and dropping to a deep water pool at the end. Here are two versions of my story. It would be up to you which one of these stories actually transpired.
While stepping up the ladder leading to the top of the slide, I was full of nothing but confidence. I told myself that I need to make a good impression making sure that all my nephews and nieces would ask how I did my fantastic slide acrobat. Reverse three and a half somersaults with two and a half twists. This is the degree of difficulty that I executed when I glided through the 15 feet water slide. While flexing and twisting my body, conscious of what I was doing, I entered smoothly and effortlessly into the water without a single splash of water. When I emerged from the water I was throwing punches in the air knowing I executed a perfect slide. I smiled upon seeing all spectators showing off 10 as a score on their flashcards. The applause reverberates and reached the outer space even the creatures from Mars were alerted and applauded upon knowing that I just executed a flawless slide. The spectators asked me how I felt. I told them that it was just one of those ordinary routines.
My knees were shaking when I was ascending the stairs leading to the top of the 15 feet slide. Upon reaching the top I felt nauseated and realized that this may be the end of a magnificently delicious life. I did not know how to sit still and how to settle my legs on top of the slide. It was too slick and slippery. While trying to carefully rest my butt on top of the slide, I suddenly lose my grip and slid without a warning. While sliding through the curved channel I lost my balance, control and concentration. Even my teeth that does not have a single muscle fiber was tightly flexing. Out of fear, I shut my eyes and suddenly lost all hopes of living. The next thing I knew, I plunged into the body of water. I surfaced out of the water while coughing my throat out. Upon gaining consciousness, I noticed that my relatives who witnessed my ridiculous fall were convulsed with laughter and the water in the pool suddenly got half-filled. It is because I drank most of it and some splattered out of its rim during my awful entry into the water. They asked me if I’m okay. I told them I’m fine and laughed so hard after realizing what had just happened.
Basta nadulas este nagpadulas ako. Tapos!