This worries me… According to I Write Like, I write like Dan Brown. I know that my writing style is better than Mr. Brown. With smoke-wafting ear, let me announce my formal declaration of protest to this time-wasting viral statistical analysis computer software by Coding Robots!!! Dan Brown’s writing is merely a caricature. My writing is not a caricature! It’s a bedlam lampoon!!! Hmpft!