I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

This worries me…  According to I Write Like, I write like Dan Brown.  I know that my writing style is better than Mr. Brown.  With smoke-wafting ear, let me announce my formal declaration of protest to this time-wasting viral statistical analysis computer software by Coding Robots!!! Dan Brown’s writing is merely a caricature.  My writing is not a caricature! It’s a bedlam lampoon!!! Hmpft!

 Yabang ko.