I’m Not Brand Conscious…

On a normal day right after waking up and say my humble little prayer, I would always try to stretch my delicious body while still lying on my Salem bed.  I would stand-up and get into my Speedo slippers to walk me inside my washroom to take a leak into my American Standard toilet bowl.  I would then look for my Eveready battery powered remote control to turn on my Sony colored TV to watch the early morning shows.  While the sound of the Sony TV emanates from my living room, I would turn-off my LG aircon and fix my Salem bed, Ingeo Fibers pillows and Family Home Sanitized comforter.

After a couple of minutes watching, I re-enter my bathroom to do number two on my American Standard.  Right after, I would take a shower and shampoo my hair using Rejoice and soap-up using Safeguard.  I use Nivea foaming wash for my face before rinsing with Maynilad water.  Using Sferra towel, I would dry myself up before brushing my teeth using Colgate toothpaste and Oral-B toothbrush.  I clean my ears with Purity cotton buds, shave my facial hair using Gillette Vector and put on Bausch & Lomb contact lenses.  I would sink between my teeth a good length of minted Oral-B dental floss and gargle with Listerine to further ensure a clean fresh breath.  While gargling, I would spread Nivea unto my underarm for the whole day’s odor protection and sweat control.

After steping out of the washroom, I would usually be caught between using either Zara or CK underwear.  I would spray a little of either Ralph Lauren, Salvatore Ferragamo or Giorgio Armani perfume before putting on Fissan foot powder and Guess black socks.  I would put on my Topman or Zara slacks paired with Van Heusen belt before slipping into either Aldo, Frank, Merger or Hush Puppies leather shoes.

A huge amount of time is spent trying to decide which shirt to wear either long sleeves from GAP or Celio or short sleeves from either Zara, People Are People or Merger.  My choice of Tie Line necktie would depend on the design of shirt I have chosen for the day.

Before stuffing my Nike gym bag with Adidas training shoes, Adidas shorts, Adidas socks, Adidas shirt, a Calvin Klein underwear, a Sferra towel and Body Shop shower gel for a Slimmers World International gym work out later in the afternoon, I would wipe-off my face and neck with a Cleene cotton damped with Nivea facial toner.  I would then fix my hair with Gatsby hair wax before wearing either my Kenneth Cole or Guess or Timex watch.

When time still allows, I would fix myself a quick breakfast by tossing two slices of Gardenia bread into Philips bread toaster and spread it with Dairy Cream Lite Butter.  I would gulp it down my tummy with Nestle low fat milk.  I would turn off all GE light fixtures and unplug unnecessary electricity-run appliances to make sure minimal Meralco electricity is running while I’m gone.

Finally, I would grab the Nike gym bag, my Nokia mobile phone and Yale keys atop the Whirlpool microwave oven placed on top of LG refrigerator and check if my Paul Smith wallet is in my back pocket before heading out of my unit.

Sarao ang ngalan ng jeep na sinasakyan ko papasok ng opisina.

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