When cutting your fingernails, which fingernail grows the fastest?

When cleaning your nose, which hole has more nose hairs?

When scrubbing your armpits, which side is darker?

When raking your ear-hole, which has more wax?

When farting, which is more noxious, the silent and subdued type or the loud and roaring one?

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