Today, I received a terrible text message….

“D’AUDITORS of PHIL. CHARITY FOUNDATION inform you that your CELFON WON P950,000 2nd prize winner, draw last JAN. 09, 2008.  PLS CALL ME NOW I’M ALFRED A. CHUA.”

Whoever texted me this message must be insane.  I did not win but my cellphone did?!  As far as I can remember, my cellphone did not join any raffle.  I did not call of course.  Since my cellphone was the one who won then I will let my cellphone call him.  The thing is my cellphone do not have a cellphone for it to call this brainless Mr. Chua.

Manloloko lang engot pa!